The rule

Everything is ALWAYS "After this cigarette..."

"After this cigarette I will get in the shower. "

"After this cigarette I will wash the dishes. "

"After this cigarette I will have another cigarette. "

See how quickly it turns into that?  Actually it seems ALL things turn into that last one.

Chaining always wins. Maybe THAT is actually the rule. 

I have to think this through. I think I will have a cigarette while I think. 

(Marlboro Special Blend shorts today. Damn I like this brand. It is just so freaking GOOD. Must. Get. More. Packs. Immediately.)