2 New Chainsmoking Clips

Just uploaded 2 new chainsmoking clips - one with a Marlboro Smoke Break that’s nearly 10 minutes long, and one that is 4 Virginia Slims 120s in a row that is nearly 20 minutes long. Both are available in the Newest Clips section.

I have been chaining a TON lately. Stress is supergood for chaining. You start one cigarette and get lost in thought and that thought is well, stressful, and before you know it, your cigarette is gone, and it seems like you didn’t really get to enjoy it, because you were so busy stressing out. So you immediately have to light up a new cigarette because damn it, smoking is an enjoyable activity and you can’t just let it go by without a little pleasure. But then it’s just not enough, and yeah, you are still stressed. And before long, it is like this big bucket of addiction and missed pleasure from stress that you can’t get back that you keep chasing, and soon the ashtray is overflowing and your packs are empty and you are frantic AGAIN only this time it’s because you have no car and you are out of smokes and you are looking for a ride to the store because none of the butts in the ashtray have enough cigarette left on them to dig out to smoke. Because when you get desperate, this will sometimes happen. Yes. You are occasionally so hungry for nicotine that you will go into the full ashtray and snag a smoked, stubbed out cigarette that has a few drags left on it - miracle of miracles - and smoke THAT because damn it, if you don’t, you might just lose your fucking mind.

Whew. I got stressed just WRITING that. And now I need a CARTON of cigarettes.

Speaking of cartons, which are exceedingly hard to find and afford, I want some. Cartons, that is. How dreamy an idea THAT is. Oh, well. It’s a pipe dream, obviously.