Any time I see someone on TV light up, it makes me want a cigarette as well. The same holds true for seeing myself smoke while I am editing, so my cravings are completely out of control. I should be trying to conserve cigarettes but instead I am chainsmoking like a total fiend.

I should mention - completely non-sequitur - that I am ALWAYS spilling my ashtray. And since it is usually overflowing, that makes one hell of a frustrating mess. You would think I would take steps to remedy this problem.  Instead, I just keep spilling the damned thing.