Damn

I hate when i pay bills and i have hardly anything left for cigarettes. Bummer. Makes me smoke more. Not productive but hey. Extra nicotine is always required in times of stress. Which makes this all the more difficult.

I probably dont have any butts in the ashtray with a drag left in them. It did occur to me to rummage through. Instead i just eyeballed the hell out of it and nope.  i am shooting again tomorrow and need to conserve what i have for then. So in other words i think tonight may suck quite a bit.

Visions of rolling around on a bed covered in lots and lots of packs are playing out in my mind right now. I guess unless they were soft packs itd be not very comfortable but fuck it, you have to live in the moment and how could you NOT roll around on a bed just COVERED WITH CIGARETTES? 

I mean, seriously. 

An Ashtray is a Bird's Nest

No, I have not finally snapped.

I heard on a podcast yesterday that city birds use smoked cigarette butts to help build their nests. They interweave the fiber along with the other nest materials, sometimes using several dozen butts. And the baby birds in these nests are among the healthiest city birds, because the nicotine in the spent butts protects the babies from ticks and mites. Vets say any health detriment is far outweighed by the benefits of this practice.

Pretty fucking neat, right?

So don't throw your butts on the ground - where they will contaminate the ground water and sting the roots of the plants and trees. Put them instead in an outdoor ashtray and let the birdies do their thing. Then you can say, Hey! I contributed to nature and all I had to do was be exceedingly addicted to nicotine!

Because silver linings.

Free Clip!!

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New Clip, More Coming

There is a new clip up in the latest clips section with more coming as I get them edited...

...and yes, it is completely true that when you cry, you have to smoke more. much much much more. like obscene amounts. hey, it happens.

ever smoke so much so fast that your tongue feels kinda scorched?

That's cry-smoking right there in a nutshell.

 

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